incoming transmission · 2026
AMIR HASHEMI
> systems engineer
scroll01whoami
Hello.
I'm Amir Hashemi, a Systems Engineer at Xponential Fitness. I design, implement and deploy infrastructure, endpoint management and cybersecurity, organization-wide.
Most of what I do is invisible by design. Systems that just work. Doors that stay locked. The quieter it is, the better I'm doing.
ps -ef | grep amir
| PID | PROCESS | HOST | STAT |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0001 | systems_engineer | xponential | RUN |
| 0002 | endpoint_mgmt | xponential | RUN |
| 0003 | cybersec | xponential | RUN |
| 0004 | ██████████ | ████████ | ??? |
4 processes · 1 classified
02shell
Poke around.
A sandboxed shell. Type help to start. Not everything is listed.
guest@ah: ~
tty1
tip: press / anywhere to focus the shell · tab completes · ↑ history
03contact
Open a channel.
Got something interesting? A problem worth solving? Or you just found something on this page you weren't supposed to? Reach out.
status: listening